Worldly wisdom or a waste of time? Encyclopedia of unnecessary advice. Creative gifts

The first gift is a pyramid of rolls of toilet paper tied with green bows, such as it is a Christmas tree. Stocked with heartfelt congratulations. What is this for a gift? What is hinted at? Honestly, I would be very taken aback by such a gift.

I read on. An empty bottle pasted over with pictures and a paper airplane on top. With the text "Fly, dream!" Or something like that. Option: Bank. Not empty, but filled with sea bath salt. And also with a picture. And with a heartfelt greeting. It seems to me that, too, with a hint: they say, maybe you will finally wash yourself? In the discussion there were also some beads from tampons, but I am even embarrassed to write such a thing.

Creative megapodarok - a huge box with a bow, lucky print - and there is a balloon with the inscription pen: burst me! And heartfelt greetings.

Then it is proposed to pack a bunch of crumpled leaves and computer fragments into a large box (the keyboard and power supply unit were specially broken into pieces) and to assign a felt or playful greeting to each piece of garbage. In the end, at the bottom of the box, you will find a real gift (unless the lucky one throws it all into the trash can without looking).

Very much a creative person bought a package of medicine in capsules, threw the medicine away, and put it in each capsule ... what? You already understood. Felt greetings. I wonder what medicine was, I hope, a laxative ...

Well, just no words ... There was a feeling that I was throwing out a bunch of gifts every day - empty bottles, boxes, papers, strings, caps, broken keyboards and mice. Well, it could all be painted with a felt-tip pen, provided with a procuvst ... well, you understood, and donate! Children will be especially happy if, instead of the expected and cherished gadget or toy, they are presented with a paper Christmas tree with a hare hare.

And do not tell me about the soulfulness and spirituality of these types of gifts - I hate collecting garbage. Even specially made to give it to me. There is, in fact, one exception: own small children of years up to 5, who draw a crooked herringbone and write congratulations in half with mirror letters (the letter I suffers). This is really expensive souvenirs. But this is a completely different conversation ...

But adults, why are they so happy about the idea of ​​donating a self-adhesive collage of postcards or a painted bottle? And even more so - pack it all in a lot of boxes, so that the happy birthday boy would unpack it for a long time (under the enthusiastic gaggle of the initiated) ...

What kind of passion do people have to give garbage? It is better not to give anything or to present duty candies with flowers than a creative that is inconvenient to throw away, but it is nasty to keep. Because it is usually a dull garbage that does not have to be thrown away with curses for some time, so as not to offend the meanie. So you come across them when cleaning, every time remembering the kindly quiet word of the donor-entertainer.

Not, Actually, I don’t mind hand-made gifts. If the donor is Picasso, Faberge or Stradivari, then I am very much for ...

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